I’ve always wondered what it is about Hello Kitty that is so appealing. At first this simply drawn kitty was popular among Asian girls. But then, Hello Kitty became popular with every girl, every age, all over the place. I don’t get it, but I love her, too. I bought myself some Hello Kitty bed sheets and was so into them, that when I showed my niece, and she thought they were for her, I refused to give them up! My niece is 6! Hello Kitty has turned me into a monster! When I think about it, it’s fucking stupid. It’s just a circle, with ears, more circles for the facial features, some lines for whiskers, and a bow. The thing doesn’t even have a mouth! And Hello Kitty isn’t just a face seen on pens, pencils, stationary, or coloring books. Hello Kitty is on EVERYTHING. Take a look: 
And check out this cake I made for my best friend (I’m so proud): 
…Like, what?! Why do people want Hello Kitty chainsaws, guns, motor oil, tampons, rosary beads, campers, crockpots, and wedding dresses? Aw, she’s so cute! Let’s hit up the shooting range with our HK Uzi and pray to the HK Gods with our HK rosary beads that we don’t shoot ourselves in the fucking foot. Whoever invented this simple kindergarten level drawing of this kitty cat must be as rich as Oprah. It’s frustrating because I feel like I could come up with a better design that is so much more adorable than Hello Kitty. Check out some of my ideas, but please, don’t steal them (they took all of 30 seconds to draw on paintbrush). Introducing: 
Hello Pigeon
Hello Emu
Hello Drunk Slob
Hello Carl
Hello Algae
Hello Amoeba
Hello Rabid Dog
Pretty good ideas, right? Now, if you guys could just help me out by printing these sketches out and taping them to random shit. It’s at a grassroots level now, but if YOU would just spread my Hello Creatures to Quincy/the world, then who knows, maybe one day you’ll see Hello Amoeba on a tape dispenser, or condom wrapper. They are just TOO cute.
I cannot stand Hello Kitty & have no idea why it is so popular. I walk into Hot Topic and the amount of Hello Kitty actually makes me mad. The overload of obsession people have is so confusing. & I am a total cat person, so it has nothing to do with that.
My life would be significantly better with that Hello Kitty chainsaw. Get me that chainsaw.
This one slipped by me, Im glad I found it tho. The drawings were my favorite part!
well why .. hello carl =)
haha the hello kitty necklace
I honestly have a question…why is hello kitty drawn without a mouth??
Ahahahahahahha my necklace! I made them originally as a joke!
I heard some weird shit about how the lady who invented hk had a daughter who had some disease or something she had no mouth and i think she was dying so the mom made a pact with the devil that she would make something that would be famous worldwide if he let her live… hmm idk weird shit