So my plan was to have a stoner special on my blog by posting a video of a drive down Jerusalem Road or through the Blue Hills so that you could safely enjoy a blunt cruise from the comfort of your living room couch this 420 (in case you are a stoner who does not work full time). You know, so you don’t have to worry about 5-0 pulling you over and smashing your pipe on a nearby rock. BUT, I didn’t do it. Sorry, I got drunk last night for the Bruins game and forgot. It seems my bandwagon’ing behavior has fucked me over again. Sigh. So instead of my original plan, I’m just going to ramble on about my thoughts on 420/smoking. Here goes nothin’…
I pass on grass. Literally have not taken a hit of anything since high school. And even then I barely ever smoked. Because when I would smoke I would feel all sorts of retarded and get all weird and think everyone else was weird. Just not my thang. I don’t even like Harold and Kumar. I thought that movie was fucking stupid. White Castle is gross. My mom buys those White Castle microwaveable burgers for my brother. I can’t even describe the stench of those things when he pops them in the microwave. Fucking bogus. Stays in your nostrils for 24 hours.
Anyways, I also think 420 is kind of stupid when you are over the age of 18. Like, it’s 420 mannnn, toke up! Um, you smoke every day like 7 times a day regardless of what day it is. Why is this day any different? I guess it might be different if you are a political activist who is trying to fight the power to get weed legalized. But who are you kidding? You are a 24 year old bum who lives in your mom’s basement and works at Petco. You won’t be leaving that basement, unless it’s too pick up a blunt wrap and Slim Jims. You’ll be watching re-runs of Ancient Aliens and Aqua Teen Hunger Force all day. And now the term “420″ isn’t even just about April, 20th. It has also evolved into 4:20 in the afternoon and an overall not-so discrete code word to go smoke. Retards like to put it on their statuses: “Anyone down to 420?”. Do you think that you are being covert? I guess it could get worse. Just last week a girl put up a status asking if anyone knew where she could get percs. I’d delete her, but it’s too entertaining.
So yeah, I’m not a stoner, therefore I guess my thoughts on 420 are completely irrelevant. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love to tell stoners all over the world to light one up…it smells delicious! Go on ahead, it’s 4:20 somewhere.