Guys, I regret to inform you: I’ve been living a lie ever since I started this blog. I wasn’t honest because I didn’t want my secret to ruin me, or make the readers respect me less. My secret is one that has been brewing deep down inside my soul since around 2000. It started off innocently enough, just exposure to my secret here and there. But as the years went by, it got bigger and bigger, and more evident to me that I can’t hold this in for much longer. I don’t think anyone should have to hide who they are because of their preferences. I think everyone needs to be happy with who they are and MY HAPPINESS IS AT STAKE. So, after years of holding it in, and months of blogging to people who have no idea, I must confess to you my deepest, darkest secret…
I LOVE COLDPLAY.
And I’m not sorry for it. I refuse to be sorry for WHO I AM. And if you are going to hate me for who I am, a Coldplay lover, then I have just one thing to say to you: AT LEAST IT’S NOT NICKELBACK.
So you can make fun of me, and tell me I’m a big douche for loving Coldplay, but at least I can speak up and scream to the world who I am!!!!!!
Speaking of Nickelback though, listen to this kind of funny parody of one of their many shitty songs: