Because Molly Said So is not your typical Real World cast member. That’s mostly due to the fact that she was not selected to be on the Real World. She didn’t even send in an audition tape because that show has been whack since that season with Puck. But if she WAS a Real World cast member/complete tool, this would be her bio:
Molly is a whimsical girl with an afficiando for arts and crafts (her specialty is coloring in the lines), luxury yachts (seeking a friend who owns one! Inbox me if interested!), and Lisa Frank collectibles. She wears a lot of black because she’s edgy/a non starving artist who knows how slimming black really is. She has a knack for scoping out bargains and practices this by shopping only at TJ Maxx and Marshall’s. But don’t worry that she’s tacky, because she refuses to step foot into AJ Wright. Well, that’s a lie. She’s been in there, but has never made a purchase. She is the daughter of a woman and man. Kids hate her and no one really wants to be her. But she’s cool and collected and even nonexistent antagonists like the Trunchbull fear her. One time she had a beta fish that just would not die. Her heroes include: Anne Frank, Billy Mays, Michelle Kwan, Rider Strong, homeless people who rise to the top and have a net worth of $23 bucks a day, the actor who played the gay best friend in My Best Friend’s Wedding, and Mother Teresa. Molly can make a mean macaroni and cheese from the box (Annie’s because fuck Kraft). She considers the process of boiling pasta to be an art and thinks that anyone who disagrees can go hang themselves with a pair of distressed acid washed Lee jorts. Molly rose from the mean streets of Dorchester, Massachusetts…one of the hardest (at least in the top 12) parts of Boston. She hustled hard in those streets until she was 6 years old and moved to the city of Presidents, where she would thrive and do absolutely nothing with her liberal artsy Psychology degree. One time she got into a fight with a local high school’s cheerleader, and she didn’t win or lose, and is now cool with that cheerleader because she doesn’t hold a grudge and believes in the power of kindness. She is a cheap wine enthusiast with a soft spot for Bud Lights. But she passes on grass because it makes her paranoid and brings out her inner cray. She’s never done bath salts, because she’s crazy but not cannibal crazy. So what would she bring to the table in the Real World season 20-something? She would be THAT super unique girl who is agnostic, down to earth, has her ears double pierced but really doesn’t give a fuck because she’s too lazy to put in 2 pairs of studs and thinks big hoops are for hoes. She would be down for whatevahhh (but she would not be down for hardcore drugs, partying/jumping into pools naked, sleeping with meatheads, being in a room with hipsters, watching soccer games, going to pick up lunch meat at Roxie’s sans a bra, or claiming she’s from somewhere she’s not). Her hidden talents are criticizing Abbie Lee Miller’s coaching techniques, avoiding the gym at all costs, and most notably: her ability to make the sound effect of the scene transition in the Nickelodeon show “Doug” (you know, chicka pa pa, pa chicka chicka pa paaahhh!). Molly would be that CRaAAazy and rare girl who is open to other people’s ideas and opinions, has nice parents who are still happily married, is in a steady relationship, doesn’t smoke Newports or any cigarettes, goes to the gym once every 3 weeks, loves carbs, and tries to avoid confrontation that doesn’t occur on the internet. Pretty wild, right? So what do you think? Will Molly’s wild ways be tamed when she’s put in a random house in a some foreign place with 7 strangers? Or will the MTV producers kick her out for being way too normal? Find out never on the non existent season of: 
If I was the casting director i’d pick you. BUT unfortunantly I’m not so I’m sure they’ll stick to die hard wanna-be’s, college kids who think their insaaanee cause they’ve skipped a couple classes freshman year & girls with baggage due to being stupid enough to accept a sex on the beach from the creepy Guy at the bar. They should just show reruns from real world Hawaii over & over.