I hate to do this, but I’m going to analyze this Hollywood cheating scandal with Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Kristen is clearly getting crucified by the media. And she brought that on herself. She openly hooked up with a married man who is twice her age, and has 2 kids. She jeopardized her relationship with a guy who is almost as desirable as Justin Bieber is with millions of girls all over the world. There is a consequence for every action. But I think she’s being judged a little too harshly. What all these diehard Rob girls who are two thirds to a retard are neglecting to recall is that Kristen Stewart is twenty-two fucking years old. I know, that’s an adult. But it’s a very young adult. Yeah, she knew better. But her director, Rupert what the fuck his last name is, is much older. He is married. He has two children. He is her DIRECTOR. Kristen is a naive actress who has been dating her costar for 4 years and is followed around by paparazzi all day and looks pretty miserable about it all. Being her director, this Rupert dude is an authoritative figure to Kristen. He knows WAY better than Kristen did. Kristen was dead wrong…but her director was WRONGER. Yeah…wronger. Kristen’s not married. But she shouldn’t be in a committed relationship either because she’s clearly immature. Although, I found her apology to be more mature than most actors/actresses who are caught in this kind of scandal (you know, the statements from their PR that deny deny deny, then a divorce is filed a week later).
In my opinion, this scandal shows us that Kristen Stewart is a young adult who lacks good judgement and is both immature and naive. She has now taken the A-list Homewrecker crown from Angelina Jolie (although Angelina Jolie is on a different level of acting than KStew – the difference being she CAN act. As for the director: he’s a fucking scumbag. Rob, I feel bad for him, I guess. Not really. He’s rich and good looking. Kristen should have dumped him. But I don’t feel that bad: he will find someone else and so will she and they will all be rich for being actors who aren’t even that good at acting. It’s Hollywood, and relationships have an expiration date in that batshit bananas world. You know who I feel worse for? The director’s wife and kids. But I can’t even feel that bad for them either…they are also rich and pretty. If they were poor, I would maybe think about sending them 10 cents a day.
I think the thing we need to remember is that no one should really feel bad or care at all. Cheating is terrible. But everyone in this scandal is rich and good looking and some of them aren’t even good at what they do. I mean, Twilight really is terrible. I am now dumber for having written this blog. Now I’m depressed. Sigh.